25th
Vuvuzela
Text messages with my old friend Chris.
Sunday:
Chris (6/13 9:50PM): Are u still at 990 north 2nd st
Me (6/13 9:52PM): Yes, apt 1. Is this a movie & you’re standing outside of my door?
Chris (6/13 9:53PM): Nope sorry. Expect a package towards the end of the week. Sender may not be identified. Happy birthday.
Me (6/13 10:02PM): Will the package contain your ear?
Chris (6/13 10:03PM): Hahaha no. I can’t give any hints.
Monday:
Chris (6/14 4:08PM): Your present is temporarily out of stock :(
Me (6/14 4:09PM): Are you sending me a vuvuzela???
Chris (6/14 4:11PM): lol you guessed right! I hope it comes soon, but I imagine the demand is pretty big.
Me (6/14 4:17PM): Hahaha hopefully it will arrive in time to annoy my friends and neighbors
Friday:
Me (6/18 6:25PM): My vuvuzela came!!!!!!! In the world’s biggest box!
Me (6/18 6:31PM): bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chris (6/18 6:35PM):
Chris is up in Buffalo getting his PhD in Philosophy. Sometimes I miss him.
